2009年4月1日 星期三

因為正妹無敵!

Teresa Palmer成為Port Adelaide隊2009年的No. 1 Ticket Holder

為什麼會選上她?這是下面這篇報導的主要疑問。
傳統上,被選為No. 1 Ticket Holder可是相當尊榮的。選了一位不住在澳洲的荷里活女星,這真的太怪異了。

哎,問題哪有這麼複雜。
因為,人天下無敵啊!


Who's your No.1?
Jeff Wortman | April 01, 2009 11:00pm
HOW do footy clubs decide who their No.1 ticket-holders are? We investigate.


PORT Adelaide recently announced it's No.1 ticket-holder for season 2009 is Hollywood actress Teresa Palmer.
My immediate reaction was: isn't that one in the eye for Stuart Dew?
Here is his former club celebrating a woman who seduced one of their favourite sons, encouraged him to quit football and move to America, before leaving him for Russell Brand? 
Teresa Palmer doesn't even live in Australia! Why did the Power do it?

What is the status of footy's No.1 ticket-holders these days? How do clubs choose them?
Historically the role was prestigious. Imagine being able to watch the game from the comfort of your own car, which you could park in the middle of the grandstand at Princes Park. That was precisely the honour extended to Carlton's No.1 ticket-holder in 1972 - Sir Robert Menzies.
I can't find any documented evidence to support this, but I would love to believe he beeped the horn when the Blues kicked a goal.
Many clubs, Melbourne, Carlton, St Kilda and Hawthorn included are yet to announce their No.1 ticket-holders for 2009. But where to find them?
Here's rundown on other No.1 ticket-holders: 
POLITICIAN 
Lynne Kosky MP. (Western Bulldogs current No.1 ticket-holder) 
John So (Melbourne in 2008) 
THE upside to picking a politician is that they already have some degree of popularity in the community. They have been voted in by their constituents after all. The downside the Bulldogs have found with Lynne Kosky however is that she's very often 15 or 20 minutes late to games and on really hot days can't make it at all.

What clubs must be wary of is politicians using the honour for shameless self promotion.  Last year John So was simultaneously No.1 ticket-holder for the Demons and No.2 ticket-holder with the Melbourne Victory.
With rumours circulating that he will soon secure a position as No.3 ticket-holder with the Melbourne Vixens, the Demons may feel that his commitments will compromise him too much to be able to carry out his duties in 2009. 
STAR FROM ANOTHER SPORT 
Ricky Ponting (North Melbourne) 
Lleyton Hewitt (Adelaide)

CHOOSING a sports star is a safe choice for footy clubs, they have instant credibility with the fans. Lleyton Hewitt certainly has been a good No.1 ticket-holder for the Adelaide Crows but perhaps his ticket number should reflect his ranking these days. 
EVERYMAN 
Jesse Dart (Fremantle No.1 junior ticket-holder)

A REGULAR man in the stands will be easy for other members to relate to. Fremantle only have a junior No.1 ticket-holder but it is an inspired one - Jesse Dart, the kid from the Channel 9 footy show.
I just hope that they don't treat him like one of those kids from the TV soaps and dump him when he's not cute anymore.
The handy thing for Freo last year was that when Jesse wasn't available they just got Peter Bell to carry out his duties. 
TV PERSONALITY 
Daryl Somers (Geelong)

THE advantage of naming a local TV personality as your No.1 is they have good exposure to the local market. Unless that person is Daryl Somers.
He is a curious choice by the Cats considering his absence from the airwaves. Is it possible that an administrative error has accidentally resulted in him being given life membership to the role as No.1 ticket-holder? 
MILLIONAIRE 
David Devine (Brisbane Lions) 
David Mandie (Richmond)

HAVING a rich number one ticket-holder is definitely an asset for the more struggling clubs. The Tigers have David Mandie to thank for a swimming pool at Punt Road, which they named after him. 
NO No.1 TICKET-HOLDER 
COLLINGWOOD refuses to name a No.1 ticket-holder as "all members are equally important" ... except for the ones that got thrown out of the cheer squad. 
Time is running out for clubs to finalise their No.1 ticket-holders for this season. Who do you think should be given the honour at your club? 
Tell us below. 

2009年3月24日 星期二

豬哥亮這麼想搞砸復出?

范可欽操刀 從頭改造豬哥亮

廣告創意才子范可欽操刀,決定重塑豬哥亮,並且「從頭」改造,昔日秀場天王復出第一步,不是藥品而是高級家電產品,酬勞至少200萬起跳,比照一線明星。

2009年3月22日 星期日

犯規!犯規!

桜木凛這個表情,真的是犯規啊!

2009年3月9日 星期一

有沒有人想勸敗這支鏡頭?

 癮科學:用 9400 萬畫素來找外星地球 (2 回應)
via Engadget 中文版 by Andy Yang on 3/8/09


美國太空總署的刻卜勒(Kepler)任務太空船於於台灣時間昨天(3/8)上午順利升空,開始進行為期三年半,尋找類地行星的任務。整架太空船基本上就是台巨大的數位相機 -- 上圖那塊閃亮亮的板子就是它的感光器,一共由 42 塊 50x25mm,解析度 2200x1024 的 CCD 所組成,總解析度大約 9400 萬畫素。不過話雖如此,它的任務要求卻是要拍出不清楚的照片!為什麼呢?看繼續閱讀囉∼

繼續閱讀全文癮科學:用 9400 萬畫素來找外星地球





2009年3月8日 星期日

王八蛋政府的圖謀

一句話短評:王八蛋!

最新版》央行金管會 非獨立機關
【聯合報╱記者李順德╱台北報導】
2009.03.08 02:25 am

研考會主委江宜樺昨天提出政府組織改造的最新版本,中央銀行與金管會被排除在獨立機關外;未來央行的貨幣政策、金管會的金融政策,都必須配合內閣運作,獨立機關只剩通傳會NCC、中選會與公平會。

相當於我國央行的美國聯邦準備理事會、英國英格蘭銀行或日本央行等,都具有高度獨立性與專業性;以美國聯準會為例,理事由總統提名經參議院同意,長期以來一直維持很高的獨立性及專業性。

金管會副主委李紀珠前年發表文章曾指出,跨國研究證實貨幣政策之績效,與各國央行之獨立性呈顯著正相關;「為避免政客繼續利用央行作為選舉工具,妨礙台灣長期經濟發展」,她認為應修正中央銀行法,保障央行成為獨立機關,以抗拒來自行政院的壓力。

研考會解釋,現行央行與金管會除監理外,還兼具政策執行的任務,前者執行貨幣政策,後者執行金融政策,因此行政院認為央行與金管會難成基準法所謂的獨立機關。

研考會副主委宋餘俠表示,央行的貨幣政策及金管會的金融政策,屬行政院政策的一環,但由於央行總裁與金管會主委都有任期制,和一般內閣首長不同,有其高度的獨立性,央行理監事會的決定,行政院一般是不會干涉的。

【2009/03/08 聯合報】

2009年3月6日 星期五

中國,ECFA,急單

政府正利用各種方式推銷ECFA,同時間,媒體不斷炒作中國的家電下鄉帶來的急單。
真是令人害怕的一幅景象。

ECFA與急單,前者操弄經濟恐懼–不加入台灣會死,後者操弄經濟幻象–台灣靠中國翻身。
全球政府與企業還在修補因美帝大泡泡爆開後的創傷,台灣迫不急待地吹起名為“中國”的大泡泡。
看著泡泡表面美麗的、光滑的色澤,台灣政媒此時同登極樂。

2009年3月4日 星期三

尋根?

好香好濃的政治味。虛空有盡我願無窮,僧團山頭的版圖在移動了!

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